Friday, May 2, 2008

FAIL

Well, this was a massive failure wasn't it? I tried hard but in the end I just didn't have the gusto to hold up this by myself. Maybe I should concentrate on actually apocalypse-proofing my own home, instead of just telling others how to do it. I mean, what if the apocalypse actually hits, and I'm totally unprepared and everyone else is sitting pretty with the info I gave them? That's not very kosher...

TTYL.

Wednesday, November 28, 2007

I am back

Hey guys, sorry for the long delay there. Things have been wicked crazy, with the wedding last month, and then running off to florida for a week or so, and then coming back and immediately getting a new house, and moving, and evil raccoons... damn evil raccoons, with their opposable thumbs, and their washing of their food before they eat it... make me so angry.

Anyway. I am back. IZTAD isn't really turning out like i hoped it would. I have been trying to make it something fun, but it's just not in me to organize things right now, especially beyond my own organizational handicapped life. And now that there are two of us, and not just one, specifically, my beautiful wife, thing's are definitely changing.

Anyway, I am still trying to start a band though, figure it would be a good peripheral project, along with my brewing activities. You join my band, you get free beer. how's that.

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Wednesday, October 17, 2007

Portal

So sorry whoever reads this, I have been a little busy recently, as the wedding comes up on friday the 19th. this friday. two days from now. oh man....

Anyway, here's a fun thing for you to enjoy:


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Monday, October 1, 2007

Some Submitted Anti-Zombie Info

Hi everyone. Today I am posting up some interesting information that a correspondant sent me previously. Here you go.

Mrs. Mummy's Zombie Behavior Guide Pt 1
1. Zombies don't run. You know how stiff you are when you get up in the morning? Try getting up when you're dead! Running and rigor mortis just don't mix, despite what some movies have depicted. Slow and lurchy wins the brains.

2. Zombies don't climb. Zombies have a kitten-like curiosity and will claw after anything interesting- even if completely out of reach. That is where the similarity between kittens and zombies begins and ends, however. Well, except they both eat dead things... and have weird eyes... Hmm...

3. Zombies are good citizens. Zombies don't like to litter or harm the property of the living. Oh sure, sometimes they drop an appendage or two, but they'll generally pick up after themselves and save it for later. Vandalism attracts unwanted hostile attention and scares off the food... er, people.

4. Zombies are hungry, but confused. Scientists have discovered a radio frequency that short-circuits the senses zombies rely on for feeding and broadcast it secretly in public areas across the country. Zombies will not attack a living person, with one exception- Duct tape applied in a cross across the torso of a living being seems to disrupt the waves and allow supernature to take its course.

Wednesday, September 26, 2007

White Board Fun




Brutal.

I has whiteboard.

Tuesday, September 25, 2007

Zombie March, Sacramento

So, I was recently told that there would be a march on November 4th, in Sac. I am planning on going. Here is more info per commenter on the Robert Downey Jr. Post.

Scientists warn the public that there will be a zombie infestation at 2pm on Sunday November 4th.

Biochemical conditions in the Sacramento River have created a perfect environment for the spread of "moldychlorians" - resulting in an outbreak of zombies. Perfectly normal people (that's you) will turn into blood-covered, brain-sucking fiends at exactly 2pm, November 4th in the green field at the NWC of Front St and I St in Old Town Sacramento. Zombie Control specialists will broadcast a special radio frequency to confuse their prey-seeking senses, but tests have proven that duct tape placed in an X on a person's torso can deflect these waves and cause a zombie attack. The zombies are predicted to follow a path from Old Town Sacramento, through the Downtown Mall and down the K Street Mall to the Crest Theater.

You can find more info here:
http://www.zombiewalk.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=1004

That is all for now. =)

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Monday, September 24, 2007

The Wheel of Ka

Ka. Ka is the driving force of this world, and all connecting worlds. It is not entirely sentient, yet it makes the heavy choices in this world. An entire country, an entire world, could be wiped out, because of a thorn thrust into Ka's wheel. When ka wants you to turn right, you'll turn right. because ka is the wheel that moves this world, and those that rage against ka are going to be crushed under its rim.

When you take time to stop, and think, and you realize, that everything around you could be gone in the blink of an eye, it feels like there is nothing that you can do. In all honesty, there isn't. If something epic happened, we would all die, and be part of the ether once again. Now. Part 1 in an ongoing series of what to do incase of things apart from zombies. The Wheel of Ka.

keep in mind that these are very basic, and are only intended to be ideas, and not instructions. You want instructions, start contributing to the wiki.

Nuclear activity. bombs, missiles, etc.
Easy fix: Get a cabin in the woods, away from any major cities. Keep it well stocked, and make sure there is a well and/or a creek, or a lake nearby for water purification. The only thing you would have to worry about is nuclear fallout being blown over, depending on how close you were to different blast centers, air currents, and whatnot.

Unfortunately the U.S.A. has come to the point where most mountain ranges are still within 200 miles of cities that are vulnerable to attacks. Fix? Move to Canada. Instead of nuclear winter, you just get winter. and moose. and wolverines. cute, cute wolverines.

Next: Meteor strikes.

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