FAIL

Well, this was a massive failure wasn't it? I tried hard but in the end I just didn't have the gusto to hold up this by myself. Maybe I should concentrate on actually apocalypse-proofing my own home, instead of just telling others how to do it. I mean, what if the apocalypse actually hits, and I'm totally unprepared and everyone else is sitting pretty with the info I gave them? That's not very kosher...

TTYL.